Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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