Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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