i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
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Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
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You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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