i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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