pedialite and red bull = repair kit
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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