Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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