I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
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Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
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Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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