I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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