Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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