I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
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