At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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