headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
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She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
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this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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