How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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