just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
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