he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
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she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
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Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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