I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
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Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
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Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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