If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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