i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
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She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
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I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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