I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
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He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
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I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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