I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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