the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
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that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
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You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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