Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
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You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
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Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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