sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
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eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
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We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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