I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
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The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
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The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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