my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
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if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
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He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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