Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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