We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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