Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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