is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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