butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
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I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
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My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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