I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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