Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Randomize
