Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
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I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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