we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
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My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
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If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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