You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
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my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
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I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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