So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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