What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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