oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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