I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
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Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
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Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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