You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
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No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
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A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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