found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
This toilet bowl is my home.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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