I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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