I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
