It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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