I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
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He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
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Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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