Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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