Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
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Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
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He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize