I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
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I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
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I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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