Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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