I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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