I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
barbara walters just said penis...
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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