Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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