to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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