so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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