what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
We left the knife in your bed.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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