I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
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wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
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"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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